RANGERS SONGS » Half a Ball

I've travelled round this world of ours,
seen many a different hat,
In Spain they wear the Sombrero,
In America the baseball cap,
But the biggest laugh that i did get
was when i went to Rome,
There was a man out on a balcony
with a half ball on his dome.

Oh, Pope John Paul wears half a ball
to hide his baldy head,
They say that he'll still have it on
when he's lying dead,
I wonder if he'd wear it
if he knew when it was whole,
That the ball was kicked by Micheal Mols
into the Celtic goal.

Oh, The soldiers they wear helmets
to protect thier heads,
And your granny to keep warm
wears a nightcap to her bed,
In Scotland there's the pipers,
Thier Busby's lookin' braw,
But you've got to laugh at pope John Paul
'cos he wears half a ball.

Oh, Pope John Paul wears half a ball
to hide his baldy head,
They say that he'll still have it on
when he's lying dead,
I wonder if he'd wear it
if he knew when it was whole,
That the ball was kicked by Micheal Mols
into the Celtic goal.

Oh, The pope he came to Glasgow
and kneeled down to kiss the ground,
A little boy ran up to him
and the crowd were struck dumb-found,
The little boy then raised his foot
and kicked the half a ball,
He said "I'm sorry mr pope man,
i was trying to score a goal".

Oh, Pope John Paul wears half a ball
to hide his baldy head,
They say that he'll still have it on
when he's lying dead,
I wonder if he'd wear it
if he knew when it was whole,
That the ball was kicked by Micheal Mols
into the Celtic goal.

I remember in the papers,
It read King Billy was gay,
But i wish those lying reporters
would report on the present day,
They tried to make us Proddy's out
to be a laughing stock,
When the timss they worship
a man in a half ball,
Beads and a long white frock.

Oh, Pope John Paul wears half a ball
to hide his baldy head,
They say that he'll still have it on
when he's lying dead,
I wonder if he'd wear it
if he knew when it was whole,
That the ball was kicked by Micheal Mols
into the Celtic goal.

I remember in the papers,
It read King Billy was gay,
But i wish those lying reporters
would report on the present day,
They tried to make us Proddy's out
to be a laughing stock,
When the timss they worship
a man in a half ball,
Beads and a long white frock.

Oh, Pope John Paul wears half a ball
to hide his baldy head,
They say that he'll still have it on
when he's lying dead,
I wonder if he'd wear it
if he knew when it was whole,
That the ball was kicked by Micheal Mols
into the Celtic goal.

That the ball was kicked by Micheal Mols
into the Celtic goal.

That the ball was kicked by Micheal Mols
into the Celtic goal.